- Top 10 Pick-up lines for pagans to use at Beltane
10.
Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your
planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?
9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?
8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?
7. Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?
6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage
5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?
4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?
3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.
2. You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my
mind all night long
1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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