You Might be Pagan If . . .

1. When you're sworn in court, you bring your own grimoire.

2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back.
You understand what  they're saying.       <----------guilty of this one...hehehehehehe

3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"

4. You know what "widdershins" means.You apply it.

5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't
cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.

6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore.
the proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the
Celts and saves it for you.

7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.

8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of
physics. You've caused  them.

9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a
nice...altar...you have there."

10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.

11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols.
that's why  you bought one.

12. You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them.

13. You commit blasphemy in the plural.

14. Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."

15. When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it
in an anthropomorphic way.

16. Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.

17. You think The Mists of Avalon should be a
religious text. You use it as such.

18. In Religion 100, you were disappointed because
they didn't cover YOUR gods.

19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong
way to draw a pentacle.  You can explain the difference.

20. You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.

21. You talk to trees. They talk back.                <-------------guilty here too

22. You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them.        (heard them too)

23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and
dancing naked around a  bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.

24. You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making
stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people. You can
do it better than they did it in "The Craft." You know it's a load of crap.

25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.

26. You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."

27. Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess
loves you."

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