PAGAN OLYMPICS

In light of this year being an Olympics year, this was posted on a mailing list.....some of these could be rather interesting to watch

Sabat Slalom 
Each contestant drinks three quarts of wine in a smoke-filled room, then weaves through a 
course marked by lounging Pagans to reach the bathroom.


High Chant 
Participants attempt to chant in tune with a High Priestess, who has pitched the sound 
too high for any ordinary man or adult woman to emulate.    The event is closed to eunuchs
 and children.


Altar Cloth Toss 
When cloths are ignited by a bumped candle, competitors must snatch them 
up, run up two flights of stairs, open a locked kitchen door and cast the cloth into a 
backyard. This is a relay event. 


Maypole Erection 
Teams of male athletes encircle Maypoles lying on the ground. At the 
starting gun, they must simultaneously meditate on Aphrodite and achieve erection without 
use of hands or other external aids.    


Jewelry Walk 
Wearing _all_ the ritual necklaces, rings, bracelets, tiaras, amulets,talismans, torques, 
garters, brooches, and dream bags they own, contestants must walk 10 feet without toppling. 
Physician's certification of fitness required. 


Great Rite Marathon 
In a freshly plowed and sown field, teams perform the Rite until the first sprouts appear, achieving orgasm at that 
precise moment. Judging is based on originality, style, and endurance. 
  Four divisions: Sapphic, Fairy Men's, Mixed, and Solitary. 

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