Shitar Releases New.... Offspring!!!!!

Jasmine and DadChesapeake, VA. - Jasmine Marie Gorney was born on December 8, 2003 at 1:46pm to Shitar's John Gorney and fiance Sheila. She weighed just shy of 8 lbs. (7lb 15oz) and was just shy of 20 inches (19.7) long. She has more hair on her head than John.

"Everything went smoothly and mother and baby are doing fine," says Gorney. "It was a completely natural childbirth, without even the use of pain killers. Damn, Sheila is tough!"

Gorney told reporters that all three were ready to leave the hospital that night. He joked that it could have been a 'drive through' procedure. "We got there around 11 a.m. and were ready to leave by 3 p.m., but the hospital likes to keep mom and baby for 48 hours for observation."

If anyone would like to send mom, dad and baby well wishes, they can do so at shitar@comcast.net.

Published: 12-9-2003

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