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INTERNATIONAL WIPE-*-it's somewhat
absorbing!
*INTERNATIONAL WIPE -the worlds foremost exalted arts and
literary beverage napkin zine. -is a by-product of The NERVOUS CENTER and
it's patrons.
DISCLAIMER: The management of the NERVOUS CENTER assumes absolutely no responsibility
for the taste or taste lack thereof contained in the aforementioned document
INTERNATIONAL WIPE.
The NERVOUS CENTER retains all rights to publish and expose all juicy, depraved
and otherwise possibly incriminating tidbits of information scrawled, penned,
and or penciled on all beverage napkins found discarded on floor, tables,
under coffee cups, saucers, and or on, in, and around all surfaces otherwise
within aforementioned place of business that is The NERVOUS CENTER!
Furthermore The NERVOUS CENTER also assumes no responsibility for deranged,
disturbed or possibly criminally insane rants, suggestions
and or beliefs of it's patrons or the actions of those that feel compelled
to read or act on such aforementioned deranged, disturbed or possibly
criminally insane rants, suggestions and or beliefs.
Still furthermore the ideas, beliefs and bla,bla,bla contained in INTERNATIONAL
WIPE do not necessarily reflect those beliefs of The NERVOUS CENTER and
its so-called staff, so called the staff.
1. Make a penis shaped airship that is propelled by puffs of steam. It would
be fairly large, able to accommodate dozens of tourists. Every night it would
dock in a specially designed hanger for maintenance. It would be good for
circling photogenic attractions like Disney World, Stonehenge, and the Grand
Canyon. Maybe it should have a condom on it. @
2. -HAIL SATAN...
3. The pants on the other side of the fence always look trendier. -R.Totem
4. Regarding Henry Rollins- Henry Rollins, the non-thinking persons thinking
person.
5.Prophesy#1- In the future cemeteries as we know them today will become
a thing of the past like the pyramids. Cemeteries of the future will have
more in common with tourist attractions like Disney World. In the future
monuments will be custom built to the deceased's specifications. At the
push of a button a video highlighting moments from the deceased's life might
flash upon a screen, perhaps a reminiscences from a loved one. Some may
choose to have animatronic figures recreate a great moment or triumph in
their life (imagine "It's a Small World After all" Disney style
with tiny business men in little suits with miniature briefcases swaying
side to side singing about acquisitions, mergers, downsizing, and pay-offs).
Some monuments may have sensors that might thrust a simulated rotting arm
up from the ground to startle passer-by. Others might show their keen wit,
a clown for instance could erect a huge monument of himself with a flower
that would spray mourners and tourists with a thick stream of water. Still,
others might unwittingly display their underdeveloped sense of humor by
choosing to immortalize themselves with a flatulent monument that might
emit smelly puffs of gas. In the future cemeteries will be crowded with
vendors selling popcorn, ice cream, funeral wreaths, baseball caps, flowers,
tee-shirts, postcards, tissues and bumper stickers. In the future there will
be long roped-off lines filled with laughing and crying; children, teen-agers,
young adults, middle-aged house wives, husbands and elderly -all waiting
to see what those "wacky dead folks" have in store for them. -R.Totem
6.The NERVOUS CENTER - a festering boil on the ass of Lincoln Square ...an
island of rudeness in a sea of bad manners!
7. The unique perspective of a severed head falling into a guillotine basket
is a workable metaphor for normal human life. We are alive, but only briefly.
We are helpless to undo the damage that has been done to us by those French
barbarians. We are disconnected from ourselves. We appreciate rural handiwork
like basket weaving. We prefer sunlight to darkness but it makes us squint
anyway. We are intrigued by the sight of blood gushing from the neck of
a decapitated body, even if its ours. The fact of being alive is a surprising
mystery. We are sorry for the bad things we've done, and those French barbarians
really are a pain in the neck. @
8. New legal defenses: (warning: use only as last resort, assuming you've
tried the insanity angle ...some of these may also work in conjunction with
the insanity plea.)
a. VERY poor sense of humor.
b. EXTREME Stupidity.
c. VERY bad taste.
d. Depravity.
e. "I'm a Dentist."
f. Peer pressure.
g. "They do it in cartoons all the time."
h. "It's nothing my government wouldn't do. ...and I only did it once."
i. "It's nothing your average multi-national corporation wouldn't do.
...and I only did it once."
j. "It's nothing my senator wouldn't do. ...and I only did it once."
9. CREATIVITY is limited only by ones inability to objectively assess ones
own CONFORMITY. -R. Totem
10. CREATIVITY is limited only by ones inability to objectively assess
ones own CONFORMITY. -unknown
11. CREATIVITY is limited only by ones inability to objectively assess ones
own CONFORMITY. -somebody else
12. In my country we reinforce concrete with the bones of the deceased.
I once saw an apartment building that collapsed in an earthquake. Every
facet of the broken walls revealed bones. One finger bone had a ring on
it. It was an intricate signet ring. The closer I looked, the more detail
I could make out. I pried it out the concrete and examined it in the sun.
The design was a weird swirl that gave the illusion of undulation. Somehow
the thoughts that grew as I gazed at the pattern, resonated with a pattern
in the sky. Apparently the sky pattern is there all the time but is too
faint to perceive. It shows up as noise on technically enhanced imaging,
but the resonance pattern makes it clear to the human eye. Once I saw it,
I couldn't stop seeing it. Since then the sky has always been a riot of
twisting, rippling, writhing energy. If I stare at it, I forget everything
else. If I'm walking I blunder into obstacles and traffic. If I don't empty
my bladder and bowels first, I foul my clothes. It seems to be a natural
phenomenon, without meaning. I've never met another person who sees what
I see. @
13. Prophesy#2- In the future Plastic surgery will become as common place
as shiny-white perfectly aligned teeth are today. The ugly face will become
a thing of the past, a picture on a video screen to be amused by, like the
full-bodied swimsuit or the powdered wig. At a certain age after a couple
had met, each would choose a look for their mate that would fulfill their
individual fantasies. Soon everyone would have perfect features and perfect
bodies according to their individual tastes. There would be certain trends
that would come and go according to generational fads (like the Tattoo).
Some generations in order to rebel and infuriate their parents might choose
hideous grotesque faces and bodies. Some generations would choose massive
disproportionate limbs (like huge "Baywatch breasts" or giant
super hero biceps). More creative generations might choose giant feet or
super long spaghetti fingers, corkscrew noses, truck tire lips, satellite
dish ears, traffic cone heads, giraffe necks, fire hose tongues, or hopefully
all of the above. -R. Totem
14. The National Hockey League should put baby bunnies in the goal nets.
When the puck comes blazing in, it sometimes injures a bunny. The crowd
will have mixed feelings: joy for the goal mixed with horror for the bunnies.
The players would be inhibited or motivated to shoot for goals, depending
on their personalities. Imagine the super slo' mo' clips of pucks breaking
bunny bones. White fur would show blood better on TV. Hey ...maybe instead
of bunnies they could use big white brahma bulls. Couldn't miss those. @
While the above statement could be misconstrued as a brutal, un-animal-friendly
piece that trivializes the suffering of cute little defenseless mammals the
"staff" of the Nervous Center believes that the true intentions
of the this particular author was to dramatize the brutal nature of sports,
the media that benefits from such brutality and the violence that is in
turn accepted and indeed welcomed by our society! ...on the other hand maybe
this person is just a wretched, vicious, animal hater that should be beaten
to a bloody pulp, thrown off a cliff, poisoned, set on fire, tortured, castrated
with a dull knife, electrocuted while being forced to drink lye, run over
slowly with a steamroller, dowsed with acid, dragged by their tongue over
the pavement NUDE! -behind a speeding automobile, rolled in salt, skinned
alive, fed tacks, dipped in honey and thrown to the bears! -the Editor
15. UTTER NONSENSE- #1
Now we are about the Bible. Truly the world
government to dominate the earth. The bad demon school for he kept a
school -reported every bad word and said, "You are truly the writing of religious men and had not brother nor sister, but the wrath of them. For he grinned, so
much so that he profoundly touched the roof of the father." (luke 49:8,5) Here we will
examine the prophecies that are amiss. "ache tiniest grain of glass into the
astonishing totalitarian one-world
dictator of the earth." This pivotal question about every bad and good-
for-nothing in the Bible, and of the period of the Antichrist will be explored. Will he appear to lead the world? And what of our role as a grain of glass unto them. We will explore the footsteps of the Messiah and will be enabled to see the Son and hear what happened to touch the whole mirror -with houses that fell unto the earth.
The Scriptures declare the Christ's dramatic rise to become
dictator the"birth pangs of impending catastrophe.""birth pangs of impending catastrophe." The demon thought this pivotal question about Christ, "The Son shall not see life but the trees in the great forest", but it was these terrible prophecies that show the urges to become dictator of the whole mirror.
They indicate that was possible to see what happened to have the kingdom on earth, and hundreds of fascinating prophets of the Messiah." The incredible fulfillment of
biblical prophecies of every good and good-
for-nothing fulfilled by the world
during that I am?(Matthew 49:8,5)
(to be continued)
16. Zhau Yi, my master, it grieves me to see you suffer with the stomach
flu. When you lean over the basin and wretch, surely your joyful enlightenment
is driven from your mind.
Ho Kee, my student, be of quiet heart. My esophageal spasms are elegant
manifestations of the order that is living beyond life. My dry heaves whisper
the sacred syllable from within and from without. If the acrid taste in
my mouth is a signpost leading me to the center, shall I not savor it? If
it is not, shall contemplation of it's antithesis not carry me downstream
to the sea of peace? The process of making the determination is itself the
mouth from which the delightful, calming, gratifying truth vomits forth.
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17. Hi there. My name is Mickey. I'm 6 years old. My mommy has lots of boyfriends. She has girlfriends too. They come to my house and dance and make fires and pour stuff. I'm not supposed to watch but I hide in the alter and I can see out. My mommy can make a red man come out of the smoke and then things come out of him. I can make lip fingers. Can you make lip fingers?@
18. Prophesy #3- In the future LSD will be manufactured and distributed by the government and its use will be encouraged in advertisements spokespersoned by high profile sports figures, actors, teachers and political figures. In the future scientists funded by large multi-national corporations will be able to decode and map the retinal memory patterns the LSD induced hallucinations transmit to the brain. This knowledge will allow the exploitation of the drug for commercial purposes. LSD then becomes a drug not just for recreation, but a tool for education, propaganda and of course advertising! Advertisers would implant "tags" in their print and TV advertisements that would cause the user to flashback to certain ads, bombarding the user with the logos and slogans while enjoying a "trip." This would of course benefit large corporations like Sony, Warner Bros., Geffin, and other music oriented companies wishing to influence people to buy their music products. The Grateful Dead of course would have their Dancing Bear(trademark) LSD blotter available for marketing purposes (Coke and Budwiser would also be the official sponsors) and tripped out kids and grandparents would be compelled to buy even more GD Cds, hats, shirts, handbags, beer, bumper stickers, pins, pencils, lunch boxes, shampoo, fabric softener, lunch meat, soda, toothpaste, grilled cheese sandwiches, videos, soap etc all emblazoned with the Grateful Dead logo.
-these people believe they are being subjected to mind control...from? .
The Dave Matthews Band and Phish would of course follow suit. On a positive note MTV would go out of business because of the obviously superior visuals offered by the MLSD experience!
Religious groups realizing the "higher state-of-consciousness/religious-experience angle would of course jump on the band wagon and insert various blood-covered, thorny crowned martyrs, benevolent aliens, goat-headed icons etc. into the drug induced "religious" experience. Many terror-filled "trippers" would flee screaming to the local house of worship. -R. Totem
19. UTTER NONSENSE- #2
They were still left floating in the mirror.
The bad demon's school for he kept a
school reported that it was not a country
or a personal saviour(Catastrophes 9:4,14).
This is a TALE IN SEVEN Fragments, Fragments in our world during a totalitarian one-world government to dominate the angels. But some of the living are cast into the demon.
All the current unfolding events predict the Bible's prophecy for our lives. The Bible calls the Great
Tribulationship only a rain-water gutter, it is between them.
Examining hundreds of fascinating prophetic
evidences proves, our attitude to Christ, the King of religious men can
safely be ignored.
They, even one of their heart -became hideous. Their penetrating thoughts about this Antichrist, will he split his sides! It tickles
him to see what happened to them(Corinthians 19:4,16).
Somewhere, is no room for gardens, people became hideous, or else they were not brother, every man -and you must be the Son of absolute power. We will
meet his ultimate destruction. The most beautiful landscapes will be reflected in these events -in our lifetime.
Some people's eyes, once in, were still left floating about this -they will know
more.
Compare he who does not believe the Christ: "He who
believes the Christ's dramatic rise must be content
with flowers in pots on top of the head.(Revelations 5:3,67) After we examine the ancient prophecies of our fellowman it
requires only a willingness to pay attention to the writings of
kings, "Jesus returns in glory to establish his reign of terror, initially on this planet." We will challenge you!
"Who do you say that convinces many that reveal their hands -people even wanted to consider the
world and pretty things the terrible prophecy for the living
God"' (Matthew 6:5,78)
The Scriptures declare the Son of terror. Initially the prophets of the Messiah." The incredible Bible. Each of us must be answered and good-
for-nothings that they were just as fond of time-the kingdom on earth during a totalitarian one-world dictator of the Bible. -the kingdom on earth during a totalitarian one-world dictator of the Bible.
"Who do you say that reveal their hand, everywhere was not a country or a person which had no bodies.
The roof of one houses and mankind were not as big as a Christ.
He will appear to fly up to heaven with thee house, and mankind were made
into spectacles."
The Scriptures declare the Son of terror. Initially the prophets of the Messiah." The incredible Bible!
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