Our Mailbag: A Coulter Anecdote

I have no way of verifying this story, but it seems plausible and I think it's worth posting. You can believe it or not, as you choose. (Myself, I believe it.)

Pete C. wrote and told me this story about a close encounter of the Coulter kind. A few years ago, he was doing tours in the Everglades and…

"I usually had 5-10 tourists on a 15 passenger van which I would guide through the Everglades looking for alligators, snakes, birds and all other types of wildlife. People are generally pleasant and interested, and polite to me as well; but one day I had a pair of women that seemed a little out of place for the tour. By lunch time the tall, skinny blonde woman had rankled the mostly European guests by suggesting Bill Clinton was the Adolf Hitler of the new millennium and that he would "stick his dick in anything that moved". I was reasonably sure that no one wanted to hear this and although I had never lost my cool in over 200 Everglades trips, I snapped, lashed back at this Pat Buchanan cross dresser and broke one of my two rules. Don't talk about politics or religion.

Of course this evil, raging bitch was Ann Coulter. I had never heard of her but she praised herself and called me a liberal Nazi. After lunch she spent the next four hours sleeping through the tour. When she departed she explained she had reprimanded her friend for dragging her along on this trip.

I told my boss about this nut on my trip and he said she was speaking that night (for $25,000) for a Naples, Fl Republican crowd. The next day I was delighted to read in the paper she had continued her anti-Clinton diatribe during her speech and so incensed a mostly Republican crowd that they booed her. I loved it. But how this wretch of a woman can keep her popularity despite a continued assault on Clinton and the liberal scum that populate the planet is beyond me."

Me too.

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All opinions expressed herein are those of the author unless otherwise noted
(and it goes without saying that they make more sense than Coulter's opinions.)

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