E-Z TRAITOR COMPARISON CHART
1996


It's an election year- who knows how things will shake out as we approach November? Certainly many were surprized not too long ago when a low-life whose conviction for obstructing Congress was overturned on a technicality was able to garner enough support to run for US Senator in Virginia. This generated a lot of electronic discussion and it was interesting to see that many who, to this day, remain incensed at the actions of a silly young actress protesting a war, would actually vote and campaign for a military officer who would endanger his fellow soldiers and government agents for an unscrupulous agenda of his own (no -wait, I forgot... - he was just following orders).

Although he failed in his bid for governor and she is married to a capitalist, it is not impossible that either one of them would end up running in some other capacity this fall. Thus, as a public service I have constructed a chart to help people who want to vote for a traiter do some comparison shopping. 
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                             Jane Fonda             Oliver North
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Wears mascara in public          Yes                       No
Physically fit                   Yes                      Yes
Chest adornment substance      Silicon                   Brass
Financially fit                  Yes                      Yes
Entrepreneur                     Yes                      Yes
Product/Commodity             exercise videos         guns & drugs
Other income                    marriage           legal defense fund
Favorite channels            TNT, TBS, CNN           Prayer Channel
Least favorite channels       Comedy Central        C-SPAN, Court TV
Notable acting achievement       Klute            Congressional hearings
Financial profit from treason     No                       Yes
Excuse for treason            war protest            following orders
Treason follow-up        apologizes to veterans     runs for US Senate
Strange turn of events   marries mega-capitalist   advocates "family values"
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