* chin is now known as captive_girl
<mikimoto> here it comes
* Swamp is now known as The_Basket
<captive_girl> ahem
* The_Basket gets lowered down to captive_girl
* captive_girl stares at the basket
* The_Basket gets taken back up
* captive_girl stares at the basket
* The_Basket gets the lotion
* captive_girl stares at the basket
* The_Basket goes back down
* captive_girl takes the lotion
* captive_girl stares vacantly at it
<captive_girl> missing something
<kaniff> oh for gods sake
<captive_girl> hahaha
* The_Basket hits captive_girl
<captive_girl> go kaniff
<captive_girl> be bill
<captive_girl> do it
<captive_girl> do it
<kaniff> i've no idea what the fuck you're doing
<kaniff> but i fear
<captive_girl> playing lambs
<captive_girl> be buffalo bill
<The_Basket> it's ever so fun
<kaniff> never seen it
<captive_girl> BASKETS CANT TALK
<Bob_RoSS|> doesnt the dog appear a some point?
* The_Basket is a special basket
<captive_girl> be buffalo bill Bobo
<captive_girl> err Bob_RoSS|
* captive_girl lotions the basket
<Bob_RoSS|> I cant remember his lines
<The_Basket> go get the script
<captive_girl> ok be precious then
* captive_girl is now known as buffalo_bill
<buffalo_bill> ok
* Bob_RoSS| is now known as Precious
<buffalo_bill> alright basket
<Precious> arf, arf
<buffalo_bill> come up here
<The_Basket> http://www.pentaone.com/hannibal/sotlscript.shtml
* Precious barks
* The_Basket goes back up
* buffalo_bill stares at the lotion laying in the bottom of the pit
<buffalo_bill> you forgot something
* The_Basket goes back down and gets the lotion
* The_Basket comes back up
* buffalo_bill gets the lotion
* kaniff drives the bus
* buffalo_bill puts it into the basket
* kaniff pushes all under the bus
<buffalo_bill> ok since we dont ahve a girl,we'll have to use kaniff
* buffalo_bill pushes kaniff in the hole
<kaniff> buffalo_bill : check out my gravel pit
* buffalo_bill lowers the basket
* Precious barks
<buffalo_bill> IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
* The_Basket is a fucking basket
* buffalo_bill pets precious
* Precious barks
<buffalo_bill> IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
<buffalo_bill> OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
* The_Basket goes back up
* Bobo is now known as the_hose
<the_hose> argh
<The_Basket> it's "rubs"
<the_hose> i missed my cue
* the_hose is now known as Bobo
* The_Basket goes back down
<buffalo_bill> whatever
<Precious> where the fuck is captive girl?
<buffalo_bill> kaniff isnt cooperating
<tiny> bobo's cut
<The_Basket> DOGS CANT TALK
<kaniff> i dont know what the plot is
<buffalo_bill> ive got fucking ghandi in the hole here
<buffalo_bill> with his passive resistance
<The_Basket> hahahahahah
<kaniff> i presume you're doing silence of the lambs
<Precious> gaddammit, you're fucking it up!
<Bobo> haha
<buffalo_bill> STFU PRECIOUS
* Bobo is now known as the_girl
<the_girl> MY PARENTS HAVE MONEY 
* Precious barks
* The_Basket does nothing
* the_girl grabs Precious
* buffalo_bill stuffs the lotion in precious's mouth and throws her at kaniff
<the_girl> WHAT NOW FUCKER
* buffalo_bill swings the basket around like a bola
<the_girl> I'VE GOT YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING GIRL
* Precious yips
* The_Basket throws up
<buffalo_bill> PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON
<the_girl> DOG
<the_girl> FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
* buffalo_bill throws moths at the_girl
<tiny> quit fucking it up!
<buffalo_bill> PUT IT ON
<the_girl> TAKE YOUR DICK FROM BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS AND COME GET YOUR YAPPY POODLE
* buffalo_bill throws tiny in the hole
<buffalo_bill> GET HER TO LOTION UP GODDAMNIT
* the_girl bones vaporize
* The_Basket ROFFLE
* buffalo_bill throws sewing machine and basket in the hole
<The_Basket> you plugged up the well
* Precious is now known as Jack_Crawford
* buffalo_bill throws fucked up green door in the hole
* the_girl is now known as Bobo
<buffalo_bill> i will bury you
* Jack_Crawford kicks in the door
<buffalo_bill> it lotions or it gets a foot in the fucking dick garage bitch
<mikimoto> haha
<buffalo_bill> oh great, jack crawford
<buffalo_bill> jack, see if you can get this bitch to lotion
<mikimoto> park your cadillac in there too
<buffalo_bill> ive had it up to here
* Jack_Crawford puts lotion in the basket
* buffalo_bill gets in the pit
<buffalo_bill> watch carefully
<Jack_Crawford> Put the lotion on
* buffalo_bill gets the lotion
* The_Basket lowers itself
* buffalo_bill rubs it on skin
<buffalo_bill> see?
<buffalo_bill> its really quite simple
<buffalo_bill> jack, throw me a rope or some bedhseets tied together or something
<buffalo_bill> im in the pit and tiny is farting
* The_Basket goes back up and strands buffalo_bill
<buffalo_bill> FUCKING BASKET
* The_Basket is now known as Clarice_Starling
<Clarice_Starling> I FEWLED YOU
<Clarice_Starling> I WAS JODIE STARLING
<buffalo_bill> haha
<Bobo> haha
<buffalo_bill> ok, noones playing
<buffalo_bill> seriously, let me out of the pit now
<buffalo_bill> guys...
<buffalo_bill> ?
<Bobo> haha
<Jack_Crawford> What the fuck is going on?!
* Clarice_Starling pisses in the well
* buffalo_bill watches piss run down her leg
<Jack_Crawford> Starling what the fuck are you doing?!
<buffalo_bill> you need to swuat basket
<buffalo_bill> squat
* Jack_Crawford kicks Clarice_Starling into the put
* buffalo_bill is now known as the_basket
* the_basket goes up
<Clarice_Starling> uh oh
* the_basket grabs Clarice_Starling's keys
* the_basket makes a run for it
<the_basket> *vroooom*
* Bobo is now known as Lector
<Lector> DID U HEER THE LAMBS CLAREECE?!?!?
* Clarice_Starling puts the_basket on america's most wanted
* the_basket drives Clarice_Starling's car into lector's cage
* Lector makes sucking noises in the corner
* Jack_Crawford shoots the basket
<the_basket> hey lector, im gonna take you on the jean cream hell thrill ride of your life, get in
<the_basket> by the way, im basket
<the_basket> we're going to santa anna
<Lector> i'm hannibal
* Lector shakes handle
* the_basket drives care
<the_basket> car*
<Clarice_Starling> fuck you
<the_basket> vroooom
<Clarice_Starling> i cant type when i am laughing my ass off
* the_basket starts to fall in love with lector
<Lector> let's elope
<Lector> you can be mrs. the_basket Lector
* Clarice_Starling is now known as Ridley_Scott
<the_basket> sure thing sweet cheecks, but lets get something straight here
<Ridley_Scott> ok, here's the plot
<the_basket> I wear the pants
<the_basket> ok?
<Lector> yeah right
* the_basket tries to wear some pants
* Lector unzips
<Ridley_Scott> lector and the_basket go on a road trip
<Lector> i = wang
<Lector> you = wicker
<Lector> GOT IT?
* the_basket is inhibited by no arms
<the_basket> FUCK I CANT SEE WITH THESE PANTS ON ME
<Lector> haha
<the_basket> WAIT I HAVE NO EYES
<the_basket> DRIVE THE CAR LECTOR
<Lector> FUCK YOU WOMAN
* Lector hrmmph
* Ridley_Scott replaces the_basket with a sexier cooking pot
* the_basket gets shotgun and starts shooting at Ridley_Scott
* Lector sexes brad pitt
* the_basket goes to the unemployment office
<the_basket> yeah, i had a good run, i seen some good times
* Lector drives off a cliff
* Lector is now known as Bobo
* Ridley_Scott casts the_basket in a coming of age movie
<the_basket> goddamnit cindy, I LOVE YOU
<the_basket> this isnt working
<the_basket> i dont feel it
<Ridley_Scott> MORE FEELING
<Ridley_Scott> NO FUCKING ADLIBBING
<the_basket> shes not a basket, come on give some motivation
<Ridley_Scott> I WILL THROW YOU IN THE FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
<the_basket> but...im plastic
<Ridley_Scott> ...
<Ridley_Scott> YOUR FIRED
* the_basket makes a squeaky noise with handle
<the_basket> you're gonna regret this Ridley_Scott, i got friends in this town
<Bobo> haha
<Ridley_Scott> fuck you basket, fuck you
<Bobo> the_basket was an extra in saving private ryan you assbag
<Bobo> HE KNOWS SPIELBURG
* the_basket is now known as shady_cauldron
<shady_cauldron> hey Ridley_Scott, i hear you've been fucking with the basket
* Bobo is now known as suspicious_lacquer_bench
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> hey Ridley_Scott
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> you fucking assbag
* Ridley_Scott walks down a dark alley
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> want i should club you?
<shady_cauldron> me and suspicious_lacquer_bench are going to make you an offer you cant refuse
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> an offer with fists
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> and your ass
<kaniff> omg.
<Ridley_Scott> YOU HAVE NO FISTS
<shady_cauldron> well, iof we had any fists
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> get the picture?
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> i have knobs
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> sort of
<shady_cauldron> imagine the bench having some fists, right about here
* shady_cauldron points to the middle of the bench
* shady_cauldron with his handle
<shady_cauldron> if they were there, have no doubt that they would be planted in your stomach right 
  now
<shady_cauldron> as for me, see this solution brewing in me?
<shady_cauldron> its BOILING
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> i hope you have room in your stomach
<shady_cauldron> you know what that would do to you?
* suspicious_lacquer_bench flips over
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> see these legs?
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> they could be in your ass now
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> get the picture?
<shady_cauldron> YOU SEE THOSE LEGS?
* suspicious_lacquer_bench gestures viciously
* shady_cauldron slops some boiling stuff on the bench
<shady_cauldron> shit sorry
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> ow fuck
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> you assbag
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> i need to be restained now
<shady_cauldron> LOOK WHAT MY BOILING STUFF DID TO HIS FINE LAQUER FINISH
<suspicious_lacquer_bench> oh shit