This just in...
You know all those deformed frogs being found in Minnesota and other northern points?
It wasn't chemicals. It wasn't parasites. It was a massive escape arranged and orchestrated by Kermit from
our hidden, top-secret deep-woods underground Minnesota laboratory.
All's we can say is: "We're sorry."
You shoulda seen the ones that didn't get away!
OOPS!!!!....
Our lawyers have advised us to keep silent, but we've decided to put our
best foot forward, and into our mouth.
Cloning Emporium