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SHAKESPEARE'S GOT A GUN 

transcribed by Tony
capo on 2nd fret

palm or "mute" the strings as you strum downwards staccato

I'm not a real musician so I don't know what the name is for the chords so I'll 
just call them X and Y... but they should be correct

chords: Am C X Y
Am : 002210
C  : x32010
X  : x54030
Y  : x76050
Z  : 000000
E  : 022100

Intro: Am.... Z... Am (2x)

Am 			       C
Shakespeare's got a mail order Uzi
X                   Y               Am     
Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it
Am                                   C
Shakespeare's got a prostitute named Susie
X                   Y          Am   Z  Am
Shakespeare's got a mail order Uzi

Am                     C              
It seems some monkey, just outside of Pittsburgh
X                         Y
Finally typed out Hamlet, typed out Hamlet, word for word
Am                        C
Shakespeare's pissed off, Shakespeare's got an Uzi
X		    Y               Am     Z  Am    	   
Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it


Am                          C
Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster
X                   Y				Am
He's got the sucker cranked, he's going to blast her
Am				C
Led Zeppelin was never any faster
X                    Y      Am
Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster

     Am
He's dressed in black
     C
He's got a Marshal stack
   X				Y	
He dances with baboons who jump up on his back
    Am                      C
Ah, Love's Labour's Lost, that's in the past
X		     Y      Am          Z Am
Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster


Am                            C  
Shakespeare's got no use for thick black glasses 
     X                             Y        
That sit and dissect tragedies in college English classes
 Am
Shakespeare's sick of words 
 C
Shakespeare's sick of letters
 X   				 Y
Shakespeare watches videos, the dirtier the better


  Am                 		      C
Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim
  X		      Y	           Am
Shakespeare combs his hair with a soup spoon
  Am				   C
Shakespeare drinks tequila out of Styrofoam 
 X                   Y               Am
Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim


    Am                  C
He sells magazines, he eats cigarettes
    X                        Y
He does little girls in the back of his corvette
    Am                  C         X              Y
Ah, Shakespeare's got a gun in a liquor store in Anaheim
  Am                 E               Am
Shakespeare's got a guitar, going to use it