"Shirk that responsibility and build up that inheritance.
Whereas the Republicans have regained the White
Whereas the Republicans are in the majority in Congress
Whereas Bill Clinton and Al Gore no longer are a threat to our Republic
Whereas we've worked a long six years to educate the public
Whereas our job is done
Whereas the Democrats have been shown to be the true Socialist Party
On this first day of April, 2001, we now put Elephants R Us to bed.
Stay informed, people!