rules of engagement
     
  1.0 Will pose for Peanut Butter (PB)
    1.1 If PB isn't delivered in a Kong, it isn't worth having
    1.2 No time is a bad time for PB
   

1.3 The grocery store is open 24 hours a day. Running out of PB is not acceptable
    2.0 Shoes are for sharing  
      2.1 Return of shoe should always be rewarded with PB  
    3.0 Tail chasing is a serious art form  
   

4.0 Pillow bashing is an expression of the struggle of chocolate labs

  
    5.0 Petting is not an optional activity  
    6.0 My psychologist demands that I visit the dog park at least three times a week to keep sane  
      6.1 Telling me we're going to the park and then not going is a breach of contract. My agent will contact you to discuss a settlement (6.2 can provide a satisfactory solution).  
      6.2 Giving me PB instead of taking me to the park is a sick, but somehow redeeming act.  
     

 

  
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