TWO-HEADED-TWO-TONGUED-VIKING-SHIP-CORKSCREW-CLUB
2H2TVSCC
Membership is open to all
possessors of an intact OSP40 two-headed-two-tongued-Viking-ship corkscrew.
Tongues to be verified by Chris Bristow.
Recently, several applicants submitted pictures of their
two-headed-two-tongued-Viking-ship corkscrews. One with a less than
"intact" tongue (as shown in the comparison on the left) and two ships
which are not of the OSP40 variety, but have both tongues intact. It is
with this in mind, that we have created an alternate membership title,
henceforth known as pewter-tongues. Upon successful acquisition, and
subsequent tongue verification, of an intact OSP40
two-headed-two-tongue-Viking-ship corkscrew, the pewter tongue moniker will be
lifted, and said members of the 2H2TVSCC then be true 2H2TVSCC Brothers.
Peter
Borrett's 2H2TVSC
Josef L'Africain's 2H2TVSC
Chris Bristow's 2H2TVSC
Pewter Tongues -
Don Bull 
Alf Leif Erickson
There are no dues to belong
to the 2H2TVSCC, as that would be exclude those that possessed the corkscrew,
but may not have the extra $20, $30, or $100 that other clubs charge
lying around. Besides, those monies are much better spent on corkscrews
anyway. Gaining membership is much simpler, send (email) a photo of your
two-headed-two-tongued (intact) Viking ship corkscrew to Peter
Borrett. He will forward the picture to Chris Bristow for tongue
verification. Any tongues that have seemingly been re-attached will
immediately nullify the applicant's application. We insist that no
super-glue, masking tape, chewing gum, duct tape, or any other adhesive be
used. Tongues must be original; no fake tongues please.
Said, verified Viking ship
photos, will then be sent to official 2H2TVSCC headquarters, and then posted
here. Certain photos, may quite possibly be used in the upcoming Snifter
Publications price guide entitled, "THE ULTIMATE TWO HEADED TWO TONGUED
VIKING SHIP CORKSCREW BOOK."
Sergeant
at Tongues - Vacant
Grand Broomhilda - Vacant
Chris Bristow - Coffee
Maker, and Tongue Verifier
Peter Borrett - Treasurer
Josef L'Africain - WWW Correspondent
Honorary
Members: Sven and Knute (courtesy of Don Bull)
Back
to Josef's corkscrew collection
Recently, several applicants submitted pictures of their
two-headed-two-tongued-Viking-ship corkscrews. One with a less than
"intact" tongue (as shown in the comparison on the left) and two ships
which are not of the OSP40 variety, but have both tongues intact. It is
with this in mind, that we have created an alternate membership title,
henceforth known as pewter-tongues. Upon successful acquisition, and
subsequent tongue verification, of an intact OSP40
two-headed-two-tongue-Viking-ship corkscrew, the pewter tongue moniker will be
lifted, and said members of the 2H2TVSCC then be true 2H2TVSCC Brothers. 
