This is some of my work that I've done in Graphic Design. I finally broke down and made those wonderfully cutie thumbnails that everyone and their mother seems to enjoy. Click on what you like. Don't click on what you dislike. I am not responsible if you miss-click you lunitic. You really should have stayed awake in Computer Concepts 101, you disgusting technophobe. It's freaks like you that hold the rest of us in the stone age, you know that?!?

If you find yourself getting anxious, tense and frustrated, then you need to put down the Twinkie, open a window and take a long deep breath. After all, you'll never steady a high-powered automatic if you're twitching all the time, you pasty-faced-psycho-head-case.

Try to remember this whole thing is constantly being updated. So, something that doesn't work today, might work tommorrow (I seriously doubt it, but someday has to be tommorrow for somebody - so the statement isn't without total value).

Some Basic Graphic Design

Some 3D Work

Star Frontiers Artwork

Ridiculous Album Covers

 

That's all I got for now. There should be more stuff to see, but most of our attractions are under repair at the moment. Sorry, no rainchecks. You can e-mail me with comments, suggestions and all the stuff that the tinny voice in your head keeps telling you to do, if you like. Until such time, keep your distance, you knife-wielding-maniac - I got my eye on you, and my sheilds are up! So you can just turn OFF the mindray. Now go bother someone else before you get hurt.

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