Veda Bierce on a stamp, in Five George Washingtons

October 1999

News!

   

Why I Suddenly Feel Much Better

Feeling low? Out of sorts? Do what I did - fire your agent!

Your spirits should improve immeasurably. Mine have, since I dispatched my incredibly well-connected, incredibly fabulous, incredibly hateful literary agent two weeks ago. Fans, let me suggest this: even if you don't HAVE an agent, get one and then fire her. It works wonders.

I tend to be an overly good-hearted person. There are few people in the world I make the effort to dislike.

However, if that agent were to be loaded into a misprogrammed rocket and mistakenly fired past Mars, forcing her to drift for eternity through outer space, I wouldn't be too upset.


Please Give Me a Job

Ordinarily, I take great pains not to mix this website and my paying jobs. It's kind of a wife vs. mistress situation for me, one in which I vastly prefer the mistress - this site - but it's just as well as the wife doesn't know. Or, if she does know, that she be allowed to save face and pretend she doesn't know. You get the idea.

But the situation is different, now, because my paying job at ABC.com is leaving me, moving to Disney HQ in Los Angeles. I don't want to move to Los Angeles, which is too far from Paris (where I also don't want to move, but like to visit on a regular basis). Ergo, I need a new job.

I have a great deal of experience, as you can see from my resume, having worked as a journalist, a TV producer, and an Internet hack. I like new media, and would like to continue working in that field.

Any offers? I can promise a signed work of original cartoon art, as seen on this site, to the person who suggests the job I ultimately take.