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The 10 Last Things Men and Women Would Say

The Last 10 Things Any Man Would Ever Say

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. The chick in "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Fuck "Monday Night Football," let's watch "Murphy Brown."
1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions.

The Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is just way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches.
2. Does this outfit make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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