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If you don't get this one at first, try reading it aloud, and imagine a foreign accent sort of like the Swedish Chef with a cold, leavened with a little cowboy twang...
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladel gull how lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle rat cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raison, pimple cauldron ladle rat rotten hut.
Wan moaning, rat rotten hut's murder colder inset. "Ladle rat rotten hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter end shirker cockles. Tick disc ladle basking tudor cordage off year groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site other florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, end yonder no sorghum stenches dun stopper torque wet strainers."
"Hoe cake, murder," resplendent ladle rat rotten hut, end ticker lickle basking and stuttered oft.
Honor wrote tudor cordage off year groin murder, ladle rat rotten hut mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail," set disc wicket woof, "evanescent ladle rat rotten hut! Wares putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
"Aroma goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's seeking bet. Armor ticking air burden barter end shirker cockles."
"Oh hoe! Heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof butter taught tomb shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tudor cordage off ear groin murder -- oil ketchup wetter letter, end den, oh bore!"
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage off ear groin murder, picket inner window an sore debtor pore oil worming worse line inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor betting adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup end gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.
Inner ladle wile, ladle rat rotten hut a raft adder cordage an ranker dough ball.
"Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof disgracing is verse. Ladle rat rotten hut entity bet rum end stud buyer groin murder's bet.
"Oh grammar!" crater ladle gull, "wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!"
"Butter do lucky chew whiff, doll ink," whisker disc ratchet woof whither wickert small.
"Oh grammar, water bag noisy got! A nervous suture anomalous prognosis!"
"Butter do small your whiff," inserter woof, ants mouse worse waddling.
"Oh grammar, water bag mousey got! A nervous suture bag mouse!"
Daze worry on forget nut gull's lest warts. Oil off ear sudden, trolling offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disc curl an bloat Thursday woof ceased pore ladle rat rotten hut an garbled erupt.
Mural: Yonder no sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.
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