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you eat the M&Ms in color order. |
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you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper. |
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you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and
in order by size. |
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you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use.
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and they're all facing the front. |
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all your books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order. |
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you require no less than 200 threads per inch on your sheets. |
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and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter
on them. |
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you alphabetize your spices. |
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you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millenium
hasn't begun yet |
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(or that it *has* begun). |
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you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric. |
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you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren't
spelled |
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correctly or gramatically correct. |
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you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle.
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you collect the little postcards in magazine issues... |
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...for recycling. |
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every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker...
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...and you correct the original message. |
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you're on a "calorie-counting" diet and you count the calories in
the hot sauce on your |
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"Big Beef Burrito Supreme" |
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