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| Everyone
around you has an attitude problem. |
| You're
adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet |
| The
dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. |
| Your
husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. |
| You're
using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says,
"How's my driving call 1-800-***-****." |
| Everyone's
head looks like an invitation to batting practice. |
| You're
convinced there's a God and he's male. |
| You're
counting down the days until menopause. |
| You're
sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. |
| The
ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. |
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