HOOZYA DADDY

Hoozya Daddy??

We are old white guys... You probably won't get us. We tried to be like other bands. But we just couldn't do it. Sure we play the best songs you remember.... but we also play the best songs you forgot. We won't waste your time with the bubble gum, angst-ridden, boy-band drivel. We tried to follow the trends. But we couldn't understand them... Our shows will rock. Our shows will funk. But we won't "share our feelings," we won't get "touchy-feely," and under no circumstances will we "spend quality time together."

Come party with us, but there will be no whining, no self-indulgence, no choreography, no hawaiian pants, and no socks with sandals. There will be dancing, but there will be no "twisting," "swimming," "mashed-potatoing," or "Flintstone flopping."

Hoozya Daddy?? It's the Lehigh Valley's best new party band. Check us out. Don't be afraid to climb out of the well... there's a whole forest out there.