The Afterlife

Post High School: Oh! The Places You'll go!
    I Had a short Lived Cookie Delivery Business. I Failed Miserably at it.
    I worked for Mirage Studios, giving myself Brain Damage Airbrushing Small Statues- Busts of Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. When I showed them My Portfolio and tried to get a foot in the door as an Artist, They pretty much Dashed my Dreams... Told me I was a Hack.
    Spent a Little time working at the Golden Arches. Mmmmm, Breakfast Burritos.
    Went to a Technical College to Learn Electronics.
    Did time making, then repairing, Refrigerant recovery units.
    Moved to Colorado.... had Mike's Excellent Adventure! (the Account of the 6 months I disappeared!)
Worked a spell in Field Service... Pc's and Printers, mostly. Got to spend a year on Site at an Insurance Company... Wearing a Tie Every Day! I still have an extensive collection... most of them have Bugs Bunny on them. If you must wear a tie, Wear a stupid tie.
    Moved on to a company that makes Industrial Cutting equipment. I was an "Applications Engineer."  Basically... I flew all over the place, teaching Our Computer program to people who'd bought our machine. I have Gajillions of frequent flier and hotel points. Then They sent me to Shanghai China for 2 weeks, and I pretty much flipped out. My Full Account of the trip is here... read it, it's funny! I came home, Quit My job, and here I am. Writing this sentence.
 
 
 

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