It's Heavy.

Kidz by Matt
little children never seemed to like me
until I glued them to the wall
and told them to like me

The Nugent by Eric
shut up!
Ted Nugent wrote this

Shadowboxin' by Matt
look
I am writing about Ted Nugent too
Nugent floats on sky
like butterfly

Graham Crackers by Eric
graham crackers, graham crackers
a delicious treat for queens
except for when kings eat them

High School by Matt
stupid high school
with its classrooms and farting teachers
making music from the rear

Box of Stuff by Eric
o box of stuff, o box of stuff
when did you contain my nintendo?

Bright Breakfast by Matt
the light shines through the curtains
illuminating my waffles
I don't want those bright breakfast treats
no more

Rock Kick by Eric
Rock Kick was great
Rock Kick was neat
until he got the syphillous
on his feet

Is it Safe? by Matt
is it safe?
is it safe?
wait, why am I asking a cactus?
they can't talk

1989 by Eric
You stole my Growing Pains backpack
in 1989, didn't you.......
........President Carter

Cannonball Run by Matt
I loaned my favorite cannon ball to Cody
he treats it like a dinosaur, I swear
then silence

Two Roads Remix by Eric
two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not take a dump on both

Chow Time by Matt
my favorite food is cool whip
it goes down my throat
like some sort of awesome whip

Green or Plaid? by Eric
orange cow who lives on the farm
orange cow who eats the yarn
orange cow is your milk green or plaid?
orange cow will you do my math homework?

Revisited by Matt
crawling around on the floor
like Ted Nugent
hey I wrote about Nugent again

Four Letter Word by Eric
whats a four letter word for crazy?
oh I remember
its Richard Dreyfuss

Things Change by Matt
things change with time
consider the yo-yo
silence
whatever

The Questions by Eric
where do we live when we die?
how do you like these sneakers I bought?

Stolen Holiday by Matt
the giant asked the midget for a dollar
the midget replied
but alas was too tiny to be heard
the giant was pretty pissed off

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