I go out and live life to the fullest, knowing that my clone can honestly answer questions in the negative that other people have no business asking. I mean, an answer like, "mind your own business" is something that is automatically going to be construed in the worst possible light.

With the Accelerated Clone Program, my clone looks, for all intents and purposes, exactly my age. He's even got my potbelly. He's even got some of my predilictions and tastes.

That's why my clone got himself a clone.