Bill and His Clones

When you are a busy CEO such as myself, accountability is important. You're on the run all day, dealing with international and national affairs. But at night -- and at other times as well -- you'd like nothing more than to unwind and enjoy a social life. After all, all work and no play makes Willie a dull boy.

Bill's photo

That's why I got myself a clone.

I go out and live life to the fullest, knowing that my clone can honestly answer questions in the negative that other people have no business asking. I mean, an answer like, "mind your own business" is something that is automatically going to be construed in the worst possible light.

With the Accelerated Clone Program, my clone looks, for all intents and purposes, exactly my age. He's even got my potbelly. He's even got some of my predilictions and tastes.

That's why my clone got himself a clone.

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