THE ACCELERATED CLONE PROGRAM
PRESENTS
No, he's not!!! He's got a clone!!
Cloning is great! It works even if you have pointy ears, green skin, and the seven-year-itch. It
works even if your tv show has been subsumed into some other new generation. The only bad thing is when
your clone decides to publish bad recordings under the good name of your alter ego. Oh, well. I couldn't
live without my clone -- I let him play in the hideous monstrosity that was the first Star Trek movie, while
I spent a relaxing month in Upper Botswana.
Cloning Emporium