Episode Titles

WARNING: this page contains only minimal spoilers: just whatever hints are contained in the episode titles; but if you follow one of the many links below to portions of the Episode Details page, you will find MAJOR SPOILERS there.

Contents of this page: Copyright © 1999 by John T. Crawford.

First Season (on NBC)

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
1. (101) 5/21/87 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's why cosmetics should come in unbreakable bottles
2. (102) 5/28/87 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's why there are instances when vegetables aren't necessarily good for you
3. (103) 6/04/87 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's why you should stay out of coffee shops if you don't drink coffee
4. (104) 6/11/87 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's why you should never wear high heels to the bank
5. (105) 6/18/87 Allan BurrsJay Tarses Here's why it's not good to stare at people in restaurants
6. (106) 6/25/87 Judith KahanJay Tarses Here's why it's tough to sell watermelons after midnight
7. (107) 7/02/87 Judith KahanArlene Sanford Here's why a torch is too heavy to carry in a purse
8. (108) 7/09/87 Jeffrey LaneJay Tarses Here's why they call the little one a jingle and the big one the blues
9. (109) 7/16/87 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's another bedtime story
10. (110)7/23/87 Sheree GuitarJay Tarses Here's why it's good to have a cake burning in the refrigerator
11. (111)7/30/87 Laurie GelmanArlene Sanford Here's why Henry David Thoreau chose the pond
12. (112)8/06/87 Daniel FinneranJay Tarses Here's why you've gotta bake a batch of cookies every once in a while
13. (113)8/13/87 Wendy KoutMark Cullinghan Here's why good guys sometimes wear black

Second Season (on NBC)

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
14. (201)3/24/88 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's why you shouldn't get too attached to your cat
15. (202)[6/29/88]Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's another cryptic message from upstate
16. (203)3/31/88 Bob Brush
& Jay Tarses
Jay Tarses Here are a few variations on a sexual theme
17. (204)4/07/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here comes that cold wind off the river
18. (205)4/14/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's a bunch of photos from an old album
19. (206)4/14/88 Bob BrushSteven Dubin Here's a side effect of serious moonlight
20. (207)4/21/88 James StarkArlene Sanford Here's a message from your local bag lady
21. (208)5/25/88 Norma Safford VelaDon Scardino Here's a little known Ingrid Bergman incident
22. (209)6/01/88 Eric OvermyerSteven Dubin Here's who ordered the pizza
23. (210)6/08/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's what happened to that earring you lost
24. (211)6/15/88 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's a reason to keep your goats in the barn
25. (212)6/22/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's talkin' to yourself
26. (213)[4/17/89]Bob Brush
& Jay Tarses
Jay Tarses Here's that old shadow on the wall

Note: for some odd reason, NBC postponed showing the second episode of the second season until last, when the season finale should have been shown; and they never showed the season finale at all. That finale had to wait almost a year, when it was finally shown on the Lifetime cable network, together with the first episode of the third season -- which Lifetime had commissioned after NBC passed, thus saving Molly from oblivion and forcing me to get cable television. The episodes are listed above in their correct order, which is also the order used when they are rerun on Lifetime.


Third Season (on Lifetime)

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
27. (301)4/17/89 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's a cute way to wrap up the holiday season
28. (302)4/29/89 Eric OvermyerDon Scardino Here's why you order from the Spanish side of the menu
29. (303)5/06/89 Eric OvermyerDon Scardino Here's the groovy piano bar episode
30. (304)5/13/89 Daniel SternSteven Dubin Here's A Little Night Music
31. (305)5/20/89 Craig VolkSteven Dubin Here's why you should lock your bathroom door
32. (306)5/27/89 Elaine ArataSteven Dubin Here's a clever yet practical gift idea
33. (307)6/03/89 Richard DresserSteven Dubin Here's why you should always make your bed in the morning
34. (308)6/10/89 Albert InnauratoJay Tarses Here's a rough way to learn a foreign language
35. (309)6/17/89 Elaine ArataSteven Dubin Here's some ducks all in a row
36. (310)6/24/89 Jodie Rothe &
Christine Vertosick
Don Scardino Here's a major organ interlude
37. (311)7/01/89 Christine PittelWilliam Converse-Roberts Here's a shot in the dark
38. (312)7/08/89 Richard DresserDon Scardino Here's an unexpected twist on the old biological clock
39. (313)7/15/89 Eric OvermyerJay Tarses Here's a leisurely stroll through the park

Fourth Season (on Lifetime)

Note: Lifetime began the fourth season with a special, "Quiet On The Set: Behind the Scenes of Molly Dodd," which aired just before the first episode.

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
40. (401)4/06/90 Elaine ArataSteven Dubin Here's why pink isn't necessarily a girl's favorite color
41. (402)4/13/90 Richard DresserDon Scardino Here are just a few things that could possibly go wrong
42. (403)4/20/90 Sarah PaleySteven Dubin Here's why you can never have too much petty cash
43. (404)4/27/90 Albert InnauratoDon Scardino Here's a perilous research project
44. (405)5/11/90 Richard DresserSteven Dubin Here's something I forgot to mention
45. (406)5/18/90 Elaine ArataSteven Dubin Here's why restaurants have a minimum
46. (407)5/25/90 Elaine Arata &
Richard Dresser
Steven Dubin Here's another lost weekend
47. (408)6/01/90 Elaine ArataDon Scardino Here are a couple of games you've probably played
48. (409)6/08/90 David SuehsdorfDon Scardino Here's a rare photo opportunity
49. (410)6/15/90 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Don Scardino Here's an expensive item with no returns, refunds or exchanges
50. (411)6/22/90 Richard DresserJeff Lieberman Here are some things that go bump in the night
51. (412)6/29/90 Richard DresserDon Scardino(??) Here's a quick and easy recipe for leftovers
52. (413)7/06/90 Elaine ArataDon Scardino Here's a good reason to check your answering machine on a regular basis

Fifth Season (on Lifetime)

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
53. (501)1/19/91 Richard DresserDon Scardino Here's a neat way to tie up the loose ends
54. (502)1/26/91 Elaine ArataSteven Dubin Here's a new way of looking at Cappuccino
55. (503)2/02/91 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Steven Dubin Here's when the fat lady sings
56. (504)2/09/91 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Steven Dubin Here are some overnight lows
57. (505)2/16/91 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Don Scardino Here's a pregnant pause
58. (506)2/23/91 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Blair Brown Here's a good excuse for missing the party
59. (507)3/02/91 James RyanDon Scardino Here's one way to fill every waking moment
60. (508)3/09/91 Richard DresserKenneth Frankel Here's a high dive into a shallow pond
61. (509)3/16/91 Richard DresserDon Scardino Here's how to break the other leg
62. (510)3/23/91 Carl CapotortoBlair Brown Here's how to put an egg in your shoe and beat it
63. (511)3/30/91 Cindy Lou JohnsonDon Scardino Here's why you shouldn't talk to strangers in the park
64. (512)4/06/91 Cindy Lou JohnsonDon Scardino Here's when life begins at
65. (513)4/13/91 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's a little touch of Harry in the night

My Favorite Episodes:

Note: my opinions are subject to change, especially since I compiled this list off the top of my head, without a careful review of all the episodes. Also, at some point, I should probably try to reduce it to 10 or 12 in number; at the moment, it includes about one third of all the episodes, and most of the second season.

NumberAirdate WriterDirector EpisodeTitle
1. (101) 5/21/87 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's why cosmetics should come in unbreakable bottles
5. (105) 6/18/87 Allan BurrsJay Tarses Here's why it's not good to stare at people in restaurants
6. (106) 6/25/87 Judith KahanJay Tarses Here's why it's tough to sell watermelons after midnight
13. (113)8/13/87 Wendy KoutMark Cullinghan Here's why good guys sometimes wear black
14. (201)3/24/88 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's why you shouldn't get too attached to your cat
15. (202)[6/29/88]Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's another cryptic message from upstate
16. (203)3/31/88 Bob Brush
& Jay Tarses
Jay Tarses Here are a few variations on a sexual theme
17. (204)4/07/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here comes that cold wind off the river
18. (205)4/14/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's a bunch of photos from an old album
20. (207)4/21/88 James StarkArlene Sanford Here's a message from your local bag lady
21. (208)5/25/88 Norma Safford VelaDon Scardino Here's a little known Ingrid Bergman incident
24. (211)6/15/88 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's a reason to keep your goats in the barn
25. (212)6/22/88 Bob BrushJay Tarses Here's talkin' to yourself
26. (213)[4/17/89]Bob Brush
& Jay Tarses
Jay Tarses Here's that old shadow on the wall
28. (302)4/29/89 Eric OvermyerDon Scardino Here's why you order from the Spanish side of the menu
29. (303)5/06/89 Eric OvermyerDon Scardino Here's the groovy piano bar episode
30. (304)5/13/89 Daniel SternSteven Dubin Here's A Little Night Music
34. (308)6/10/89 Albert InnauratoJay Tarses Here's a rough way to learn a foreign language
41. (402)4/13/90 Richard DresserDon Scardino Here are just a few things that could possibly go wrong
57. (505)2/16/91 Richard Dresser
& Elaine Arata
Don Scardino Here's a pregnant pause
65. (513)4/13/91 Jay TarsesJay Tarses Here's a little touch of Harry in the night