Today was alumni day at LaSalle, and I have to say that that school is making me more depressed each time I find out how much their preppifying it. I mean, it was kinda preppie when we left, but the bootleg side of the school kept it in check. When we left, you still had to duct-tape mic cords to the walls to make sure they reached the mixer, considering before we had to put a mic up to a fuckin boombox for music. Stage crew was actually fun, and there was actually some level of work involved. I remember when I spent half the day downstairs with Mr. Van, when to Mrs. Crushshons knowledge I was helping some kindergarten parents setup for some assembly. You could actually get away with shit like that. Now their redoing the ENTIRE sound system, and revamped the gym. And plus, their redoing the playground! They changed it once, why change it again? If they do anything other then redo the blacktop, then hells gonna break loose. And an ELEVATOR?! No wonder obesity is an epidemic in the U.S.! And the next freshman class knows more people from private schools then they do from their own! WHAT IS OUR WORLD COMING TO?! When will people actual realize that change is good, but once you start making meaningless and un-needed changes, shit starts to break down. Oh fuck, arthritis. Did you know all dogs are part of the same species? No matter what breed they are, there still the same species. And did you know that by definition, Mules are not living things?! Who makes these rules anyway...

THIS BRINGS US TO OUR SEGMENT:
IF NIKESH COULD REWRIGHT ALL THE STUPID RULES AND LAWS THAT RUN OUR SOCIETY, WHAT WOULD HE REPLACE THEM WITH?

Stay tuned cause this shits gonna get good.