All New

Music Page!

Long time, no Update - Pity.

Next Weekend:
Easy Tempo Armageddon!

News-

• Apparently Funk Rock is the smoothest shit on the block that has yet to be corrupted by the mainstream music biz
• Body Hits List will be arriving shortly, accompanied by mind altering media (Let's see if the FCC tries to ban that)
• Incoming: A picture documentary of my pursuit for Cognito

We Jam Econo:
The Story of the Minutemen

IS COMPLETE!

The Premiere will be held February 25th in San Pedro, California. No word on when its hitting Chicago, but you can expect it to be out here at the latest by summer. Bask I say, Bask in its Glory.

Lets hit it up with a 10 count:

• Thunderball - Kick Ass Band with DC roots
• Ursula 1000 - Like Thunderball, but more Go-Go-y
• 60s and 70s Cinema - The best music since sliced bread
• Indy Photokids are Stupid - Cut up porn movies and glue 'em back together with etchings from bleach and razor blades if you wanna be original
• Rage Against the Machine - The Greatest Rock Band of the 1990s. Period.
• Culinary and Bathroom Culture Zine - It needs a title!
• Mia Rose® Air Therapy - Best air freshener/odor exterminator EVER
• Poker - Chip Shuffling is fucking hard
• Motorola Razr V3 - If Cellphones didn't suck so much, this would actually be cool
• James Bond Marathon - 4 Days. 20 Movies. You get the picture

Nikesh turns on the TV.
"Australian V8 Supercars. Hell fucking yes."

This shit makes the Aussies look like Rwanda in 1994 (in a mass genocide of your peers sort of way.)

NASCAR is for pussies.
World Rally Championship and Australian V8 Supercar Championship Series are for people who hate NASCAR (hence, not pussies.)
End. Of. Discussion.

So today I went to 3 places:

• Dusty Groove


• Quimby's


• Swank Frank

To reenact my journey, get ride to 1120 N. Ashland, and go to Dusty Groove. Check out the nu-Jazz shit there or their Funk collection. Then take the Blue line at that big intersection to Damen. Then walk right on North Ave. to Quimby's. When you've got your shop-on there, walk back the way you came and go to Swank Frank on the corner for hot dogs with Euro Techno music. Then get ride back home. Then listen to music from 1970s porn movies. Then study for finals for say 3-4 hours, eat again, and do a tribal dance to "Lets Get Retarded".

MUSIC PAGE UPDATE!

I'll be adding a few more songs in the coming days, so keep your ears open.