Who would have ever thought that making a sofa could be so intricate. I mean, I'm about to denounce my citizenship here. Let me give you an idea for the ideas that I have, and the general premise I want to sofa to have:

• The sofa needs to have a sense of personality. It can't just be some traditional piece of, "Look, I'm a sofa, made for being sat on." kind of sofa. It has to be a, "I Know you want me, so I'm gonna play hard to get, but secretly I'm horny as fucking hell for your tight bosom!" kind of sofa.


• In order to achieve the oh so satisfactory sex appeal I'm looking for, the sofa will be of a modern style, with mid. to late 60s Italian design references.


• I want the sofa to feel inclusive. I assume we all know that when it comes to privacy in Phil's house, this bitch ain't packin 8 1/2 inches. Because of this, I want the sofa to feel separate from the rest of the room, like a place where someone can sit down and just get away form it all. To sum it up- I want it to feel cozy.


• I don't want to sacrifice design for comfort. It can look like some big Benjamin's, but if it ain't got the cushion for the pushin', it might as well go back to Reno.


• It must be relatively easy to move. Just like the people in Phil's house, everything gets around. And they best be easy, or it ain't gonna be pretty.


• With that said, it has to be small enough so that it doesn't restrict movement in the room to much, but it has to be big enough to hold at least 2 people, and realistically 3.

I won't be at Phil's this weekend, but the w. -end after that I'll bring my preliminary designs, so I can take input, opinions and polls, finalize a design, and possibly get to measuring.