It's another lovely day in the neighborhood with the 9/11 Commision and Investigative Panel, where dumb struck congressmen restate the obvious and make it look like new news! Shall we take today's headline of the Chicago Tribune:

Panel: No Iraq link to 9/11

DUH! How fucking stupid are these people! How long have we already know this?! MONTHS! YEARS! GOD DAMN DECADES! Why does the American public need a 1.5" Headline to Realize that There was no connection between Iraq and 9/11! I WANT TO SHIT MY PANTS!

I would like to take a moment now to predict the future. What is going to happen in Iraq? Hmm, that's a damn good question. Let's take ANOTHER look at one of today's Headlines from the one and only Chicago Tribune:

Sadr tells militia to stand down, says he will form political party

Just fucking GREAT! The last thing that Iraq fucking needs is a god damn cleric pissing off the U.S. forces while also undermining their efforts by actually gaining popular support for a religious dictatorship!
DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION?!...

"Hello, this is Hitler speaking. This is who? Moqtada al who? S�derr? What did you call me?! Are you a Jew? Oh, you hate Jews? How lovely! You seek to reclaim the land the Jews have stolen from your people? What a coincidence, I happen to want the exact same thing! What's this, organized violence and holy war? Oh this is turning me on, don't stop! DON'T STOP! What?! The west is evil? I smell an alliance... what did you say your name was? Could you spell that out please? Ok, hold on, lemme get a pen here... ok go. M-O-Q-T-A-D-A A-L S-A-D-R... I'll try to remember that. Oo, what's this? Your a naughty boy? Oh my, now this is getting somewhere..."

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls: Sadr is just like fucking Hitler! Except the Jews already have a national state, control the region and have key alliances with the U.S., the other thing Sadr hates (that being western unethical values).

WHAT SHALL WE DO! I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to Max B.'s house and pickup the stuff I left at his house from the weekend of the Art Fair. And then I'm goin' to bed. Have a good night, and drive safely.