Apparently if you work at Kinkos (now FedEx Kinkos), you get some sort of perks where you can make free copies...
This means we need someone on the inside to help keep the costs low. New features for the zine:

• Serial Killer of the Month


• A VERY small sports section (by sports I mean poker and high jump)


• A Current events area, with INTERNATIONAL NEWS for all you ignorant Americans


• Other random shit that will change from month to month


• The "If Pat. Buchanan..." section will be replaced by "If ________..." where ________ is something/someone new everytime


• A fake obituaries page

More shit might come up but so far this list stands. Look for the zine to be hitting your doorsteps/mailboxes/hands/mail slots sometime around the end of this school year, and for each or every other month following that. Please feel free to submit any papers or poems or rants that you want me to include. I don't know how much it'll cost, depends on how much it costs to make it, but I'm not in the business of making a big profit, if one at all. Oh, and the cover might not be a collage anymore. Please give me any artwork to you want me to put in, coz' words alone look like shit made of black ink.