However, we should not be to hasty to judge them. After all, the ten commandments make no specific reference to cannabilism. Maybe God brought it up, only to be vetoed by Moses: "Cannabilism?! C'mon God, give us a little credit here. I mean, ... cannabilism! Jesus Christ! What kind of animals do you think we are?"
Now let's consider some additional commandments that could clarify things for the cannabilistically inclined:
Let's imagine a world where cannabilism lacks the unpleasant social stigma it carries today. McDonalds could serve McCanibbles. Jeffrey Dahmer could lead an almost normal life, perhaps as a short order cook, or better, as the host of a cuisine show:
Hello and welcome to "Fun in the Kitchen", the cooking show for the quiet, single man who keeps to himself. I'm your host, Jeffrey Dahmer. Today's special guest is Lorena Bobbit. She'll show us how to whip up an "Emasculation Stir-Fry" using those often neglected organ meats. Later, Dan Rakowitz teams up with his roomate to prepare a delicious soup! So stay tuned!Or maybe Jeff could consider a career in acting - The young Jeffrey Dahmer stars in Alive:
JD: Can we eat him mommy. Please! Please! Can we eat him?
MOM: But he's not dead yet, honey.
Maybe it's best that such freedom of expression has not come to pass. I for one choose to eat only animals that have smaller brains than me, which limits me mostly to senators.
So thanks for tuning in and remember, save the broth, it makes a great gravy.
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