I'm in Michigain, so thats why I haven't written in a while. I officially am scared of WalMart. The people in that place give me the heeby-jeebies. I've met more republicans that want to destroy free speech for liberals while thinking that they are fighting for freedom by supporting the war than I ever want to meet again unless I'm drunk as a skunk and need a fight to pick with a pitch fork and a launtern. Speaking of lawnmowers, I took apart one two days before tommorow's yesterday, and put it back together. And it ran. Very very well. So well that I have been inspired (you know where this is going) to begin another project, by reviving an old one. Yes ladies and gents,

THE RADIO FLYER HAS RETURNED!

Instead of it being rocket powered however, it will use a lawnmower engine. It might even be finished in time for Mexican Independence Day! I have many stories to tell when I return home, which will be on the 18th I believe, ranging from kick ass relatives to non-kick ass cleaning ladies.

I hate to do admit it, but for the time being, meaning TEMPORARILY, I do have a [the crowd cringes] cell phone. If anyone happens to have an emergency requiring aid concering nail polich to carburators, please descretely drop me a line at 773-314-6608. You can also e-mail me at 7733146608@vmobl.com