Tropicana Pink Lemonade = Pure Shit
They call this a liquid?! It's fucking sugar! And I don't mean liquid sugar either, I mean real whole solid sugar; I felt it in my mouth. Now that is just not right. I started sweating after I had two sips, even though it's caffeine free, non-carbonated, and I wasn't on eBay. Speaking of pure shit, I saw "The Rundown" with the Rock today and it sucked almost as much.

Semi-cliches are the next big thing.

News Flash: If we had better space program, then we could get rid of all of our Nuclear waste easy, but instead we have to put it in some mountain for 10,000 years. Not to mention transport it through Chicago.

Quick Tip: IKEA is great cause they have modern furniture and Swedish meatballs. Everything I need to forget I'm in America for 3 hours.

I Need to play poker. I haven't played in fricken forever. When we seein' Will Smith?