It's 9:00am Friday morning, and I am minutes away from leaving for my grandparent 40-something year wedding anniversery, which also happens to be a family reunion. Not only are people not even part of the family coming - my cousin Hanika from my dad's side - but there will be a deluge of political tension. Which is a bad thing. A very bad thing. I'll be back from the front lines on tuesday. Next topic.

When I come back, I will be dissecting the Motorola Ultra Classic phone that has come into my possesion. I will also attempt to either a.) take apart "the phone" and remove its SIM card and try to put it in the old Motorola, and switch the service, or b.) replace the innards of the Motorola with those of "the phone." Either way, when it's I'mza gonna need some help pimpin' out this phone, aka. fur coating with a horn and a beer-mug handle. Anyone with any artistic/manic depressive qualities please contact me or be contacted by a contactor who is contacting.

Here's some info on the phone itself:

Motorola Ultra Classic Series
MSN: 783GUQ1408
APC: 783
Manufactuing Location: G - Libertyville, IL
Year of Production: U - 1994
Month of Production: Q - August
Serial Number: 1408
Model Number: F09QYD8337BG
FCC ID: IHDT5QV2
832/2412

Battery info
Nickel Cadmium (Ni-Cd) Battery Pack
7.2 Volts; 1500 mAh
Made for: Motorola 8000/9000/9800
Serial Number AO: 024031