OK- Everyone go to NationStates. You basically create your own country, and everyday you get a new issues that you have to pick your countries stance on. For example, yesterday I got an issue where these protesters on bikes swarmed the streets and stopped traffic. My choices were to a.) Endorse the bikers right to protest and acknowledge their cause, b.) Side with the pissed off automobile drivers, and ban bicycles, or c.) Endorse neither, but give government funding to the multibillion dollar auto industry for no good reason. You can also Join the fake version of the United Nations, and vote on issues like human barcoding and the reformation of the Soviet Union.
If you create a country, move it to "The Rhinos Den" region.

Also, I implore you to go to the following site when it is very late and dark and your by yourself: Chris the Jack-O-Lantern

That's it for now PB&Js! Top 5 bitch, Top 5!