Anarchy Online Extreme

Devlz Beta Report

I am generally a patient sonuvabitch...during beta 4 i dealt with the crashes and didn't fly
off the handle whenever AO dropped me for an hour. Ok maybe I used some colorful adjectives,
but I was still collected. I got to level 16 in beta 4 which I don't think is too bad seeing
as how I started playing on the 20th of June. (My birthday!) Once I heard that we were all
going to be boosted and tricked out to level 75 I was pretty happy and thought "thats pretty
cool of Funcom." After AO relaunched with the new characters I was just about ready to burst.
Leave it to Funcom to kill my AO Boner though.

Upon launching I couldnt get out of the newbie grounds for over an hour. I vented my frustration by whooping on the guard with my newly acquired(sp)lvl 75 MA skills. When I did finally get out into Omni-trade I managed to equip myself a bit before crashing out...this time for good. For the rest of Beta "Devlzao" was not playable. I could not log him in. Luckily I had made a soldier and he WAS playable...straight to the newbie area. After the 5th crash with him though it was no longer happy fun time...it was Devlz is an angry angry boy time. I couldn't
zone and I couldnt even /term myself so I spent the rest of the night taking screens below the backyard
platform like a little whore. Despite all the utter garbage or lack there of coming from Funcom I still can't
wait for retail tomorrow and to have my $12.95 buttraped out of my bank account.

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