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Non-Computer Humor
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
King Arthur and Sir Galahad
Lawyer Joke
Rescue Attempt
The Third Wish
The Curse of the Rat
Three Guys in Hell
The Importance of Typos In History
Downsizing at the North Pole
1995/1996 Attorney Bag Limits
Initial Response to the Declaration of Independence
Grandpa's Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
The Last Things They Would Say
The New Motorcycle
Translations for the Workplace
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
PC Red Riding Hood
Male Answer Syndrome
Voicemail for the Insane
Parrot Joke
Guide to Safe Fax
Stronger than a Speeding Chicken
Math vs. Engineering
Nuclear Picnic
Big Bird's Rampage
Social Discourse
Daily Exercise
How Poor Planning Causes Accidents
The Dilbert Principle
Are You a Real Guy?
Why Ask Why
College Entrance Essay
Dying to Get In
Foreign Puns
Why God Never Got Tenure
Moses Speaks With the Lord
Computer-related Humor
CERT Advisory: ID4 Virus
So Much for Cyber Sex
Desert Island Necessities
If Computer Companies Made Toasters
If Operating Systems Were Beers
Diary of a Digital Homeowner
The Software Wars
Lost ST:TNG Episode
A Grandchild's Guide To Using Grandpa's Computer
Dr. Internet Answers Your Questions
If Cars Were Like Computers
Sex Symbols Of The `90s
Guide to Geek Guys
Crazy Computer Users
It's Not Easy Being Bill
Umberto Eco's Religious Wars
Microsoft to Acquire Catholic Church
Personal Communications Devices
The Internet Is Like A...
Technical Humor
An On-Line Genesis
Field Guide to Unix SysAdmins
Guide to Programming Languages
Nerd One-Upmanship
The Frog Princess
How Computer Programmers Think
The MIT Nerd Test
If Cars Had Operating Systems
The Guru of News
Scientific Product Warning Labels
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Magic: The Gathering
Magic Newsgroup Searches
A Necropotence Deck
Magic at UC Berkeley
Science Fiction Reference
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"Current" Job Description
What Do I Do All Day
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Little Fish This page last built using Frontier and a Macintosh by Michael A. Alderete on 10/18/97.

This is a dead web site. I have moved my web presence to several different sites:

Please visit me there instead. Thanks!
-- Michael, October 2000