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| /humor |
| The Humor Library |
| Non-Computer Humor |
| Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? |
| King Arthur and Sir Galahad |
| Lawyer Joke |
| Rescue Attempt |
| The Third Wish |
| The Curse of the Rat |
| Three Guys in Hell |
| The Importance of Typos In History |
| Downsizing at the North Pole |
| 1995/1996 Attorney Bag Limits |
| Initial Response to the Declaration of Independence |
| Grandpa's Christmas Fruitcake Recipe |
| The Last Things They Would Say |
| The New Motorcycle |
| Translations for the Workplace |
| Ladle Rat Rotten Hut |
| PC Red Riding Hood |
| Male Answer Syndrome |
| Voicemail for the Insane |
| Parrot Joke |
| Guide to Safe Fax |
| Stronger than a Speeding Chicken |
| Math vs. Engineering |
| Nuclear Picnic |
| Big Bird's Rampage |
| Social Discourse |
| Daily Exercise |
| How Poor Planning Causes Accidents |
| The Dilbert Principle |
| Are You a Real Guy? |
| Why Ask Why |
| College Entrance Essay |
| Dying to Get In |
| Foreign Puns |
| Why God Never Got Tenure |
| Moses Speaks With the Lord |
| Mary |
| Computer-related Humor |
| CERT Advisory: ID4 Virus |
| So Much for Cyber Sex |
| Desert Island Necessities |
| If Computer Companies Made Toasters |
| If Operating Systems Were Beers |
| Diary of a Digital Homeowner |
| The Software Wars |
| Lost ST:TNG Episode |
| A Grandchild's Guide To Using Grandpa's Computer |
| Dr. Internet Answers Your Questions |
| If Cars Were Like Computers |
| Sex Symbols Of The `90s |
| Guide to Geek Guys |
| Crazy Computer Users |
| It's Not Easy Being Bill |
| Umberto Eco's Religious Wars |
| Microsoft to Acquire Catholic Church |
| Personal Communications Devices |
| The Internet Is Like A... |
| Technical Humor |
| An On-Line Genesis |
| Field Guide to Unix SysAdmins |
| Guide to Programming Languages |
| Nerd One-Upmanship |
| The Frog Princess |
| How Computer Programmers Think |
| The MIT Nerd Test |
| If Cars Had Operating Systems |
| The Guru of News |
| Scientific Product Warning Labels |
| /personal |
| Personal Information |
| Vital Statistics |
| Fishmonger Bookmarks |
| Michael's Favorites |
| /beer |
| Beer Lovers |
| Places to Drink Beer |
| /magic |
| Magic: The Gathering |
| Magic Newsgroup Searches |
| A Necropotence Deck |
| Magic at UC Berkeley |
| /sf |
| Science Fiction Reference |
| Recommended Reading |
| /prof |
| Professional Information |
| Resume for Michael A. Alderete |
| "Current" Job Description |
| What Do I Do All Day |
| Writings |
| /ucb |
| UC Berkeley Job Information |
| "Current" Job Description |
| What Did I Do All Day |
| Writings |
| /support |
| Fishmonger Support |
| About Fishmonger... |
| Fishmonger History |
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This page last built using Frontier and a Macintosh by Michael A. Alderete on 10/18/97.
IMPORTANT NOTE
This is a dead web site. I have moved my web presence to several different sites:
- Personal Information: http://www.michaelandrochellessite.com/
- Professional Information: http://www.alderete.com/
- Consulting Information: http://www.aldosoft.com/
Please visit me there instead. Thanks!
-- Michael, October 2000